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Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited;
all his life he's had a secret wish and longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard. 'Are
you Mohammed?' he asks.
'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a
ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder
in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets
another bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'
'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he
discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard. Full
of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'
'No, I am Jesus . . . You will find Mohammed higher up.'
Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and
climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he reaches a larger room where
he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?' he
gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son . . . . I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted. Would you
like a cup of coffee?'
'Yes! Please, my Lord.'
God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: 'Hey Mohammed - - two
coffees! '
Keep your trust in God; Your government has failed you miserably.